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A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam. Does that mean my job is a crime? Let's go get milk shake. If You Didn't Already Know It, These Are the Best Jokes about Ignorance ~ Ignorance Jokes - What is the definition of gross ignorance? Plus, a slice of lemon. She was wearing massive gloves. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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One Liners

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A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where. And a shot of tequila. The insane create worlds, the sane live in them… the sane create cages, the insane live in them. Please do not leave children or spouses. People think it would be fun to be a bird because you could fly. I don't know and I don't care. I have already got the air for the tires.

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British One Liners

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A: Make me one with everything. In fact, I'm a hunt saboteur. Cows go moo not who. Also, let us know if you have any funnier ones by adding in the comment section below. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? Anything is easier to take apart than to put together. Robin the piggy bank again. I have a hunch, it might be me.

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154 Sassy One Liners are Here to Make you Laugh Out Loud

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It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Dave Barry's 50 Years of Experience Men, Manners. Number three: what was I talking about again? I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated. I realized that the other day inside my fort. So today we have for you the best One liner jokes that will make you laugh hard. What was the best thing before sliced bread? Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? Here is some more One liner jokes Created by Robert Beardwell Top-Funny-Jokes. An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.

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135 Best Funny Corny Jokes and Cheesy One Liners

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By Updated September 29, 2018 Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. Do you know I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags? One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. You should never say anything to a woman that even hints that you think she's pregnant. Spirituality Jokes The Art of Meditation — You Have the Right to Remain Silent Q: Why did it take the Buddha forever to vacuum his sofa? No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. My wife ran off with my best friend last week.

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15 Funny One Liners That Are Brilliantly Clever

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For benefit of the deaf. Scold enough out here to go ice skating. Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? The guy who invented the other three? Stable relationships are for horses. If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen? Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends.

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Short Jokes

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Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend? Canoe help me with my home 120. A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually. Are they afraid someone will clean them? The most interesting results happen only once. I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. It seemed very important to him that I have it.

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Short Jokes

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But they forget the negative side, which is the preening. But it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. Funny One liner Jokes My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good. One does well to separate one's career from one's life. Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Q: Why did the robber take a bath? But I know a girl that would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Best One Line Jokes for a Great Laugh

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I mean my anxiety is through the roof but record times. They start out as milk, and it's up to women to mold them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. An owl is essentially a one-piece unit. I is a college student. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub.

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42 Funny One Liner Jokes

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Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife. Once I dialed and dedicated a crime to my girlfriend. The control key on the keyboard does not work. History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other. Then I ran over him and backed up to run into him again. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction. Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? I hardly ever visit Syria.

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