Ihatethebeach. An Unpopular Opinion: I Hate the Beach 2019-08-17

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An Unpopular Opinion: I Hate the Beach

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Trips to it and afternoons at it and what those mean, what they entail and what they require of me, which is to enthusiastically relax inside of what I can only describe as a dirty beach-sized oven. . It did not improve my relationship with the ocean. Am I a wet towel in human form or is everyone kind of lying at least a little bit about how fun the beach is? Do I need to learn to relax? And yet there is an entire category of books dedicated to this very practice! Now, I want to clarify that I do not harbor hostility, pun intended, to beaches by definition. I really do like the beach in theory and from a distance. Multitasking combined with trying really hard to have fun.

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An Unpopular Opinion: I Hate the Beach

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There is nothing wrong with a sandy shore by a body of water. Either that or no one likes me. Photographed by Krista Anna Lewis; Imena wearing and reading T. My relationship with the beach is like my relationship with Magnum : life-altering for ten minutes quickly followed by regret. Have you ever tried to on the beach? Is now a good time to move on to sea creatures? I can only imagine the genre is reserved for light-hearted topics because the process required to consume them is anything but.

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An Unpopular Opinion: I Hate the Beach

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Because I had a recurring nightmare as a child about a giant squid eating my mom while I watched from the beach. When I was nine I wanted to be a marine biologist for a week. My current theory on why no one invites me to the Hamptons is because my favorite vacation pastime is to read inside on a couch. Is there something wrong with me? I do understand that the ocean is a very cool thing. I was like any normal kid that liked to poke a sea cucumber. The ocean looks really great, especially! Like from a paved walkway that is extremely close to it and home to several ice cream vendors. As in body holes, not tooth ones.

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